Release Date: January 17, 2019
Cover Design: MadHat Books
Synopsis
Everything in life was going perfectly, but then my luck expired.
It all started when I got a new job, which came with a new guy. Thatβs when I managed to cause an unforeseeable disaster, which took down an entire company in less than a week.
The new job, the new guy and a big mouth led to another giant mistake. Then, one more for good measure.
Flash forward a couple of weeks, and … Iβve got milk … because Iβm dating the milkman, and yes, milk did his body good.
Not only do milkmen still exist, but Iβve come to learn that some women hire a milkman to deliver more than just milk.
Iβm not the sharing type, but I also donβt like to cry over spilledβyou get my point. So, I can either have a cow or search for greener pastures.
Depending on my decision, though, I need to ask myself if Iβm prepared to tell my future children that their father is, in fact, the milkman.
Excerpt
I make it through the front doors and hop into the elevator, thankful I escaped the madness, unscathed, even if itβs just for today. These kinds of days that feel like forty-eight hours long will eventually give me premature gray hairs, and I didnβt sign up for that deal.
With my phone in hand, I type out a quick message to Layla.
Me: Vino? Is there any in the kitchen and is there enough to cure a bad day?
Layla: Hold, please.
Cue the Jeopardy music as she stops to taste test whatever we have.
Layla: Three bottlesβshould be enough, but that depends on how bad your day was.
As much as I like the idea of forgetting about my day while guzzling wine, I canβt get blitzed on a work night. Unlike Layla, I can only handle a few glasses, or Iβll wake up with a horrendous hangover. Layla just stays awake all night, and the hangover never hits her. Iβm beginning to wonder if thatβs key to drinking responsibly.
I would respond to Laylaβs text, but my phone is about to end up on the pavement as a hand grabs my elbow from behind.
Not tonight of all nights; I canβt take any more today. βStop, asshole! I have pepper spray!β Does yelling this phrase really work? From what I can see, none of the other pedestrians bother to look over.
The problem is, I do not own pepper spray, but Iβm hoping whoever has a hold of me will let go in fear of getting sprayed by my invisible weapon.
βIs the pepper spray inside your phone or your empty water bottle?β he asks. That voiceβI recognize his damn voice, so I drop my arms and release my nut-kicking stance that wouldnβt have done much to the assumed perpetrator behind my back. Iβm slow to turn around, feeling not-so-eager to face the idiot who thought it would be smart to grab my arm while Iβm alone on a city street.
βYou,β I growl.
βMe.β
βWhat do you want? Oh, and youβre welcome for not attacking you. Donβt grab people from behind.β
βI didnβt mean to scare you. I was yelling your name, but I guess you didnβt hear me.β
βNope, no I didnβt.β
βOkay, well now that I have your attention, can I ask you for some help?β He has my attention for multiple reasons at the moment, and Iβm not sure which one requires help.
βItβs tempting, but Iβm pretty sure I canβt help you,β I tell him while scratching the skin beneath my nose.
βLook, Iβm in a lot of trouble with this campaign, and if it leaks anywhere, my career is over.β
βIβm sure someone will overlook your troubles to drool at your beautiful features,β I tell him, unfazed by his plea and reason.
Wesley rolls his eyes and stares up toward the darkening sky. The silence lasts longer than a natural pause, so I consider walking away, but one stupid part of me is itching to find out what he will say next. Iβd also like to tell him he looks like an idiot, but Iβll hang onto that confession for a bit longer.
βMy attorney is working on a retraction, but that guy you work for seems like a real dick,β he says.
βI wouldnβt go with the word βreal,β but he is a dick, yeah.β
βWhen did you start workingββ A bus speeds by, drowning his words in the rumble. βHow longββ Another bus.
I check my watch, for no real reason other than to be a jerk to the jerk who was a jerk to me earlier. A stereotype might dictate that certain types of models appear like they never have time for anything, but I donβt like to assume anyone is part of a type, so I will try not to judge at this moment. Although, I imagine when Wesley Moon needs something, he probably thinks everyone should stop what they are doing and help. He had a confident strut when he walked in this morning, and then he was snippy, but I wasnβt helping much.
βI didnβt hear what you said,β I tell him.
βCan I buy you a quick drink so we can go somewhere quieter?β
I glance at my watch again. Iβm a busy woman, and there are bottles of wine waiting for me at home. Pursing my lips to the side, I look back up, finding distress in his eyes and stress lines parting his foreheadβthat canβt be good for a pretty face. My God. Why do I become soft around needy men? Itβs like I have a gift for attracting this type of man. Except, these men seem to need attention when in reality they only want to gain full control, which then causes me to feel needy. βI donβt know. I should get home.β
βSure, yeah, I understand,β he says. βThanks for the heads up today. Iβll be more careful when the next job comes up.β Heβs giving me puppy dog eyesβhe canβt be serious. Did his pupils just get bigger too, or is that my imagination?
No, I donβt need this in my life.
I am happy without drama.
I am happy with nothing but my career.
No, no, Iβm not. Iβm bored, and Iβm lonely, and my roommate is my only friend, and sheβs not the greatest.
βWow, youβre really milking this situation for sympathy, huh? Fine, one drink, then I have to get home to my couchβthe poor thing has been alone and waiting for me all day. I need to feed and warm it up.β
βFirst, Iβm not βmilkingβ anything, but thanks for the jab. Second, I donβt want to keep you from yourβahβcouch, which is why I simply said, βI understand.ββ Wesley raises a brow as if he needs to appear confused by my statements, but I know better. Iβm familiar with the game.
βYeah, thatβs all you said out loud, but itβs apparent you are well versed in talking with your expressions too. Letβs go, pretty boy.β The poor guy has no clue how much worse his day can get.
He sighs but doesnβt argue as he places his hand on the small of my back to lead the way toward wherever he has in mind.
βThe place over there,β he points to the corner of the next block, βis quiet until the later hours, and itβs close by so I wonβt need to keep you from your couch for too long.β
βGood. I like quiet. I can rest knowing the staff will hear you scream if I need to use my pepper spray.β
He doesnβt respond, but Iβm sure he βfearsβ me like most men do when I use my threats.
We enter a small, modern looking bar with empty booths and plenty of free stools at the bar-top.
βSit wherever youβd like,β the man behind the bar says.
I take the lead and sit in front of the bartender, and Wesley takes the seat beside me. βWhat can I get you to drink?β Wesley asks.
If heβs buying, Iβll skip the wine. βCaptain and Coke,β I tell him. βOh, and with a cherry, please.β
βTwo Captain and Cokes, hers with a cherry,β Wesley tells the bartender, who stares at us curiously for a long second before walking away.
βWhat did you need to ask me?β I cut to the chase while helping myself to two cardboard coasters from behind the bar. I slide one over to Wesley and place the other in front of me.
βHow long have you worked at Virtual Generation?β he asks.
I sigh and look up at the ceiling, using my fingers to count. βThree full days.β
βShit,β he says. βI didnβt realize you were that new.β
βYup, and so far itβs the most amazing job Iβve ever had.β
Wesley shakes his head runs his hand down the side of his face. βIf thatβs the case, you may want to consider a career change.β
βAlready on it,β I tell him.
A couple minutes of silence isnβt awkward like I would have expected, and Wesley seems more down to earth than I gave him credit for earlier even if my speculation is due on his apparent interest in the game on TV.
The bartender places our drinks down and drops a cocktail straw in each of our glasses, giving Wesley a sidelong glance.
βWhy wouldnβt you read the fine print on the contract?β I ask Wesley, pulling his attention away from the TV.
βThe milk thing has gotten so old, I figured it was a boilerplate type of contract for another milk distributor. It never crossed my mind that someone would want to use me of all people for a breast milk ad.β I donβt know why, but I find it attractive that heβs speaking about the subject maturely after witnessing the behavior from the other men in the office.
βDo you think itβs because you have a nice set of man boobs?β I lift my glass and push the straw to the side to take a quick sip. My question might need a moment to soak in, anyway.
βWow, youβre not quitting today, are you?β
βIβm just saying … when youβre a model, you do things you donβt always agree with, right?β
βHow does that relate to man boobs?β
βIt doesn’t. I was just stating a fact.β
βYouβre a funny one,β he groans before downing half his glass.
βYeah, but Iβm not the one walking around with a permanent looking milk mustache.β
Wesley drops his glass and covers his mouth, realizing he never cleaned that crap off his face, which has probably dried like cement over the last few hours. Iβve been trying my best not to laugh or make a face at him for the past twenty minutes, but it was my way of paying him back for scaring the shit out of me on the street. However it occurs to me, he must be so self-centered that he probably figured people were staring at him because of his good looks, rather than the fact that heβs sporting a sweet milk mustache. Thatβs cute and sad. βIβll be right back,β he says.
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Hi Everyone! I’m an indie writer of Romantic Comedy, Contemporary Romance, and Romantic Thrillers. Throughout the last six years of my writing journey, I’ve hit Amazon’s Top 100, Barnes & Noble’s Top 10, and iBooks at #1. Hiding in suburbia with my hubby and two wild little boys, my active imagination allows me to live life as adult with many imaginary friends.
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